JOKES !!! XD

zomg.... didnt we already had this one already???

yes... but it disappeared... .... and no one posted any jokes... Q_Q

so... NOW POST AND POST AND POST !!!!!

i wanna see JOKES !!!

A child walks into his kitchen. He goes to his mothers and asks:

"Mom, where do babies come from"

The mother responds:

"Why, the stork honey"

With a confused look on his face the child asks:

"Yeah? Well who f***s the stork?"

(i like this one, its a classic joke XD)

a man and a little boy walk into the middle of the woods. The little boy goes to the man "I'm scared, this place is creepy" the man goes "Your scared? I gotta walk outta here alone"

XD nice ones tsuk and adam XD
and absolutely without any pervyness XDXDXD

then dont come into here -.-


2 cows sitting in the cellar knitting...
come a horse on a three wheeled bike, rides up the wall, along the roof, down the wall again and disappears....
asks one cow the other "what was that???" ö_Ö
"that?? well.. he greet never!" -_-

XD

AiKirikaX wrote:then dont come into here -.-


2 cows sitting in the cellar knitting...
come a horse on a three wheeled bike, rides up the wall, along the roof, down the wall again and disappears....
asks one cow the other "what was that???" ö_Ö
"that?? well.. he greet never!" -_-

XD

may be the first to say what the hell did you just say?

I second that x.x

a joke... ? ö_Ö

-_- that does not mean you have to delete my post .....

I know this is bad but......

An old lady walked up behind me while i was at the ATM and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

lmfao, now that was a funny joke, you should tutor kiri.

One day at Sunday school, the nuns held a party. There was a long line of buffet food. On the table was a large plate of delicious red apples. To make sure no one was being greedy, a nun took a piece of paper and wrote:

Take only one, God is watching.

All the children saw the sign, so of course, they only took one apple. The nun smiled with satisfaction. But while, the nun wasn't looking a five-year-old boy took a piece of paper and a crayon, walked over to the end of the table where the plate of cookies were and wrote:

Take as much as you can, God is watching the apples.

i didnt delete the post... ö.ö

why dogreen elephants have red eyes..... ö.ö .....

Spoiler:

2 birds flying around....
then says one bird to the other:
"beware!! a helicopcopcopcopcop ....."
ö.ö;;